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K139: The Wild Bunch

 The SYN Phase I selected SYN just to mess with Stella. Their recruiter was Sir Brad. I sent him the usual intro message, and in response, he asked: “Male? Female?” I was surprised. Clearly, only one gender was getting past the gates. As soon as I replied “Female,” he told me to join—instantly. The entry requirement at the time was 1.2B might, and I was at 900M. Later, I found out there were only two other female players in SYN, and both were sups. It was on their request that the might rule was waived, because they wanted more female players in the clan. I also confirmed one more thing: they would not accept the stalker. Of course, I ended up telling Brad the entire backstory. He turned out to be a good listener, and calmly said, “Don’t worry. Doesn’t look like this guy could get into SYN anyway.” The Best Days of TB SYN gave me what I would call the best time I ever had in TB—no question about it. These people weren’t just incredible epic killers; they were fun, w...

K147: Once Upon A Time in Total Battle

I only joined FoC because Peaky was there—and because, honestly, I was curious. There had been so much mystery, so many rumors circling that clan. I just wanted to see for myself what actually went on behind those closed gates. The Fog of No Accountability At first, it looked like business as usual.  There was no proper chest counter. Stella insisted “the game doesn’t allow it,” but that never sat right with me. Bodkin would drop Excel sheets mid-cycle and at the end—but they always came with a malware warning, which didn’t exactly inspire confidence. By comparison, GoD’s counters had always been clear, helpful, and even kind of fun. I still believe FoC’s “no counter” rule had less to do with game mechanics and more to do with protecting themselves after that infamous shield-drop incident. The ancients were set at 228 to 230. The regular chest norm was 1.1B. But after all the ancients were taken down? They lowered the norm to 750M. Just like that. So everyone who had pushed ...