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K78: My Cute Little Red Flags

  We had high hopes for Barracks as a strong, independent main clan in a new kingdom. There was potential—if only GoD Main had let the whole clan move over as-is. But right before the kingdom teleport, they decided to spin up a shiny new clan called Veritas, meant for SK accounts and promising players from SK. Thordirne, the recruiter at the time, gave everyone in Barracks the option to hop over. Unsurprisingly, a lot of the old loyalists stayed behind. Many of them were part of the CP Club I mentioned in my K65 post. It made sense—if you were chasing S9, you needed big CP, and big CP came from big clans. So, if you ask me, Prometheus got backstabbed. Quietly. Neatly. With a bow on top. The Split and the Move A few familiar names did move to K78 with Prom—Greg, WTH, and Brah included. GoD Shield also made the jump, and by the time I arrived, the Shield leader and sups had already folded into Barracks. A little birdie who stayed behind in K65 later told me that this Shield m...
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K49: Where Dreams Stand in Line

  I had messaged FALCON, the clan leader of GoD T—the main clan in K49. Honestly, our first conversation should have raised a few red flags, but maybe I’m colorblind because when others see red, I somehow see green. He’s a Turkish player, and the communication gap was something else. I’ve had several Turkish friends in the game, and we always managed to understand each other well enough. But FALCON? Every conversation with him was like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions. He was always on his own tangent, and I’m still not sure if he ever knew what I was talking about. Honestly, neither did I. Thankfully, I wasn’t completely on my own. I knew a few people there: DARK (who used to be SKY), Hunter Askeladd, FRESHJUSTICE, and Fahad from my Barracks days. FRESHJUSTICE and Fahad are a package deal—if you get one, you automatically get the other. So I wasn’t as lost as I probably should’ve been in this new place. Not long after I joined, I found out the clan had ...
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K65: The Promised Land

  I had my heart set on joining GoD ever since my time in K116. Back then, when the GuN clan attacked our kingdom, one of the GoD players—or maybe it was a sup or even the leader, SPACE—stood up and declared war on GuN. And they actually followed through! That was it for me. I decided I was going to join his clan someday. Of course, life (and Total Battle) has other plans. SPACE eventually stopped playing and sold his account. Funny twist though—the guy who bought it ended up in GoD T with me, under the name Ready to Work, and the last I heard, he made it to GoD main with a new ID. Life’s full of funny little loops like that. So when I finally landed in K65, it really did feel like I had arrived in my promised land. Well… sort of. The Tier 2 Life (Again!) Thordirne was the official recruiter for K65, but of course, I was too small for the main clan. So I joined the tier 2 clan, GoD Barracks.  I joined in June 2024 and stayed until August. For me, this was forever—my f...
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K51: A Dark Time

  It was a dark time in my Total Battle journey. My clan in K91 had fallen apart, and my nostalgic rerun in K95 had failed miserably. I was talking to SKY—someone I had been with in K123 and K116—about it, and he asked me to join him in ZCI in K51. He was quite happy there. I kid you not—those were the most terrible 37 days of my entire life. I joined them sometime in May 2024, right in the middle of having 10 sessions of radiation from May 6 to May 14. No doctor tells you how bad radiation is really going to make you feel, but I was literally unconscious for two days. So, maybe it wasn’t just ZCI—maybe my own miserable state made me dislike everything around me. Fair enough. Oh, by the way, my name at the time was actually written in Russian: "искра" I messaged two sups when I arrived. One of them responded, saying he was kind of trying to convince others to let me in, but it would be better if I changed my name. Apparently, Russian names were a problem. I was like, ...
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K91: Faint Echoes

  I was in K91 for 37 days, somewhere around March 2024. Honestly? I don’t remember much. It was a good enough time, but most of it’s a blur now. Some kingdoms are just like that—you pass through, things happen, you move on. But here’s what I do remember: Week 1: GOKHAN (The Clan Bully) I landed in OST [Academy or University—I don’t remember], where GOKHAN was the leader. The guy was extremely rude. All I ever saw him do in clan chat was threaten to kick people out. He acted like he was running the whole kingdom—or at least, he wanted everyone to think that. A Good Run with OST 500 The thing about K91 is that there are ONLY OSTs—several of them—and I had no hope of getting anywhere. But I messaged a sup in Ostrov 500, and they took me in. It was a great clan. They pushed us hard—to do more than we thought we could—but somehow, we always managed it. But they were also strict. Really strict. If you lost silver in an attack, you either paid a fine or you were kicked...
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K95: Built to Break

  Welcome to K95: Where Nobody Speaks Your Language I’ve been trying so hard to remember why I picked K95 when I decided to move on. And guess what? My brain: "Nope. Good luck with that." K95 starter pack: New kingdom, new people, same confusion. Totally blank. But here’s what I do remember: DragonWYRD was basically the official recruiter for ALL the clans in K95. I messaged him in-game, and he told me which clan would suit me. Simple. K95: The Military Bootcamp I Accidentally Signed Up For K95 was like joining the army. These were no-nonsense people with trust issues you could practically see through the screen. It was like: "What’s your rank? Who do you know? State your business." The kingdom ran like a perfectly oiled machine, tightly held together by the firm (read: iron) grip of the clan leaders. They were serious players who knew their stuff. Finally—I felt challenged. Also, K95 felt like one big, slightly dysfunctional but still adorable family. Here...
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K116: Too Good to Last

  Memories of K116: Glory, Chaos, and the Friendships That Endured A New Kingdom, A New Adventure When I teleported to K116, the kingdom had been open for just three months. Miss Witcher from K123 was in K116 under another ID (some people just love a secret life) and she put in a good word for me with John. John was ranked #15 in the Global Might rankings. He took me into his clan, MWP, even though I was just 40 million might — basically a baby with a wooden sword. Falling Down the Rabbit Hole Moving from a closed kingdom to an open one—even a freshly opened one—is like stepping into Alice in Wonderland. You’re fascinated, confused, and slightly terrified, all at the same time. In a closed kingdom, you live like a child at home with their parents: shielded, spoiled, and convinced the world is kind. Then you land in an open kingdom and it’s like getting shoved out the front door into a battlefield. Suddenly, you’re experiencing all these firsts: the first time you get a...
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